Ugly Tie

I remember when I used to collect ugly ties for fun. In the Philippines you could find all sorts of awesome ties for way cheap, like those really skinny ones, but mostly the ridiculously fat ones. And the colors were great! The really choice ones look like they were barfed on. Some Elders had huge collections, we're talking 30 ties or more!! When I was in the mission office there were hundreds of beautiful ugly (does beautiful ugly make any sense?) ties hanging on the bunk bed posts, long abandoned by APs of mission's past, waiting to be proudly worn by future missionary hopefuls!

The great thing about an ugly tie collection is even if you have to wear boring suits every day cuz you're a missionary or a business man or something you can mix things up and change you're look a little. Don't wear a solid color tie! Wear a weird ugly tie to church/work/school?/the dance/family reunion/job interview next time!!! Okay, maybe not for a job interview...what the heck, do it anyways!